Guys, is your lady a little too much of a girl about town? Ever wonder where she runs off to when she's having a "girls night?" Well now you can keep her on a short leash with a Valentine' day gift that combines security with um, pure lawless jealousy: GPS undies!
I know, I know, this item is nothing new. But what's really wrong with this picture? I mean, besides the fact that this is nothing more than a modern day chastity belt--Why haven't the makers of these convenient little private trackers come out with a male version? Maybe Tiger, Letterman, Clinton, Grant, Nicholson, Spitzer, Bryant, Sheen, and roughly 50% of the male population could have all been stopped in their tracks?
Are you listenin' Fruit O' The Loom?
Now, convincing your man to actually wear the convenient little member trackers?
Wishful thinking.
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