Tiger Woods. Ah, Tiger. What have you been playing at? Certainly wasn't golf.He has been accused of having an affair, he releases a vague apology to his family and then loads of women come forwards to say they have got themselves a little Woods action.
All those years we thought he was just a dull golfer. He tried to sell us Gillette razor blades and I wasn't interested. Now we find out he's been nuts-deep in 10 different women. All of a sudden I think I want to shave with Gillette.
If you want to see all the women in Tiger's harem have a look here through the landing page.
Reports claim porn actress Joslyn James slept with the billionaire sportsman on a number of occasions. She is said to have considered herself Tiger's full-time mistress and would talk about "all the freaky s*** Tiger dug in bed"
Jeeze! No wonder he can't drive in a straight line, I'm amazed he can even sit down.
She is the second porn star to have reportedly had an affair with the golfer after claims he slept with Holly Sampson, star of the popular Emmanuel adult movies.
That's shocking. Normally he tries to keep his balls away from the rough. (Everyone's been doing golf puns, so why can't I?)
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